Happy Holidays

Since I won't be around for the Christmas holidays, there will be no decorating this year. Which means that the hundreds of lights I bought last year will have to sit in their little boxes for another year. My neighbors would be grateful to know that even were I to break out the holiday cheer, it would look nothing like this.

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